This is me and for better or worse this is my story. I’ve always written or at least attempted to and for the longest time I told myself I would compile my life into the next great American read. Life happens though and one daughter, a failed attempt to raise her in the American Dream, a few wasted relationships and a whole bunch of debauchery later we have this Blog. If you read the first entry then you know I’m single, days from 30 and stuck in Lower Middle Management. You also have already figured out that I’m a serial swiper and willing to meet anyone for a drink and a conversation because at the end of the day it’s all about the memories made.  Best case, you meet amazing people you’ll know forever, worst case is you end up a post in here. Fair trade right? It’s my hope that for those of you that read this there is humor, honesty and some relation, whether it’s to you or somebody that you know. If you smile, laugh or shake your head in disgust then I did my job. If any of this offends you then I apologize but it’s really your fault for reading anything with Tinder in the title. With that I present my “Life’s Work” and as always welcome the feedback and criticism so long as it’s constructive and only slightly objective. Happy reading and stay swiping